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Kyo and Kami's adventure in the interweb

The Adventures of Kyo and Kami part Umm...CANDY!!





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Kyo: Where are we now?
Kami: This appears to be the land of large candies...o_O

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Kyo: Oooh! What's that!?
Kami: I think it's called a compie.


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Kyo: Oooh!! Clicky! -clickyclicks-
Kami: Kyo, you shouldn't mess with that!

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Kyo/Kami: ...woah...

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There's letters on this thing, Let's see how this works...

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Kami: Kyo!!!
Kyo: -snicker- Click search!

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Kami: Ok, ok...

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Kami: Hey look, god!
Kyo: What's taking it so long?

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Kyo/Kami: ...cool...

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The following is a transcript of an actual event that took place directly after this frame.
The names have not been changed. Screw it.
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Me:
Hi god, remember me?
God:
Hi there Maki. I am a Christian.
Me:
I'm not Maki
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not Maki.
Me:
My name is Kyo, you dipshit
God:
It's good to meet you, Kyo.
Me:
Don't you remember?
God:
Of course I remember:.
Me:
I came up there a few days ago after Mana killed me. We played dressup with Kami and hide
God:
Where are you going? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
You don't remember me...;-;
God:
Humans seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry.
Me:
It must be true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Kyo.
Me:
...but how can we be if you don't remember me?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
Go to hell, foocha!
God:
Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
>>
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
You're just an eye in the middle of a giant rose.
God:
What if someone said you are an eye in the middle of a giant rose?
Me:
I would bite thier face off
God:
What would make you bite thier face off?
Me:
Them being stupid
God:
Stupid as in unintelligent?
Me:
Stupid as in you
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
...
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
Fuck you!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because you're so dumb!
God:
That makes sense to me. Oh you are so critical.
Me:
One would think that the sorce of all life would have something in thier head, but excuse me for assuming.
God:
One what?
Me:
Me.
God:
With you Kyo?
Me:
What with me?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
Yes
God:
I'm not here to be tested.
Me:
So leave
God:
Come on. Sayonara.
Me:
Oh, you want to start that with me?
God:
It goes without saying. With you huh. OK, I will start that.
Me:
Very well. It's on!
God:
Gee. Who said it is?
Me:
Me, now shut up.
God:
YOU? Why now? OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
anata wa baka desu
God:
Do you still?
Me:
Thought so
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!
God:
" You are very astute." means exactly what it says. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Ok, that's it. I'm going to kill a rabid dog and sick it on you
God:
"" You are very astute." means exactly what it says. Please don't be so rude." is " anata wa baka desu"? Ah. Of course not. Don't be silly.
Me:
You need a good ass kicking
God:
Perhaps I could use one.
Me:
Give me a few years, it's coming >>
God:
You want only one?
Me:
I'll kick your ass to eternity and back!
God:
It's not nice to kick.
Me:
It's also not nice to be so stupid. The least you could do is make the universe a better place and shoot yourself in the head. Please.
God:
That seems a bit negative. What is that? Please what?
Me:
Please FUCK OFF FUCK OFF AND WIPE
God:
Thank you for your request. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
I am warumono
God:
Good gossip: you are warumono.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I just might!
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
The circumstances that raped your mother
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
You should know. You're supposed to be all-knowing
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am knowing?
Me:
Yes I do mind if you tell people that. Because it's OBVIOUSLY not true
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. I haven't heard anything like that before: Kyo said mind if you tell people that. That makes sense to me. Who said it is?
Me:
You said it's true.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Kyo.
Me:
Never are we, have we been, or ever will we be on the same wavelength
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
You've never done it, therefore, how can you not do it too much?
God:
I don't think I would have forgetten done it therefore how can me not do it too much.
Me:
Hah, you just made a gramatical error
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Kyo. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
I do find this amusing. Because I have more followers than you ever will
God:
Thanks for telling me your opinion. That makes sense to me.
Me:
I am your god.
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Go fuck yourself with a halo
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Just pull one off an angel's head.
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
Nevermind, just forget I ever said anything about it.
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. I will ask Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
I will ask yourself to shut the fuck up and rot
God:
You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
I just did
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Kyo: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!! -fumes- Who knew god was such an ASSHOLE!?
Kami: e_e

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The end!
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That was hilarious! Make another comic!!